A stranger read three sentences. I'll read the whole page.
The Stranger Verdict is a written read of your entire homepage by me: every sentence where a new visitor stops, the five lines to change first, each one rewritten in your voice, and a 10-minute video walking you through it. Delivered within two working days. No call needed.
Not an audit deck. A verdict you can act on tonight.
Where she stops
Every sentence on your homepage where a stranger loses the thread, in order, with one line on why. You'll recognise the pattern by the third one.
“Everyone says this. I still don't know what you'd do with me.”
The five lines
The five sentences that cost you the most, each one rewritten in your own voice, not mine, not a copywriter's. Built from what your clients already say about you.
Before → after, side by side.
The video
Ten minutes of me reading your page out loud as a stranger would, so you hear exactly where it turns. Watch it once; you'll never write the old way again.
No call to book. Watch it when you like.
Two working days. Nothing to prepare.
You pay, you answer three questions, you send your page. I do the rest.
If I open your page and find nothing worth changing, I'll tell you exactly that and refund you. It has happened. Rarely.
Order
£197, one-off. You land on a short intake: your page, who it's for, and what clients say about you.
I read, rewrite, record
The whole page as a stranger reads it. Five lines rewritten. A ten-minute video.
Your Verdict lands
In writing, in your inbox, within two working days of your intake. Reply with questions; I answer in writing.
The Obvious Page
Want the whole page done? Your £197 comes off the price, and I already know your voice.
Your whole homepage, read and fixed where it matters most
£197one-off · delivered in 48 hours
- Every sentence where a stranger stops, and why
- The five lines to change first, each rewritten in your voice
- A 10-minute video from me
- In writing, reread it before anything you write next
- Credited in full against The Obvious Page
Ten verdicts a week, that's how many pages I can read properly.
Pay once, then answer three short questions on the next page. Your 48 hours start when I have your page.
Get my Stranger Verdict, £197Not sure yet? Start with the free read, it's the same stranger, three sentences, no charge.
Fair questions.
Is this a call?
No. Everything is in writing plus one video. You watch it when you like and reply by e-mail. If you'd rather talk it through, a 45-minute call can be added afterwards.
What if my page is in another language?
I read English, Slovene and most European languages well enough to see where a stranger stops. The rewrites come in the language your clients read.
What's the difference to the free read?
The free read is three sentences and one rewrite, done by a stranger. The Verdict is your whole page, five rewrites, a video, and me. If you buy the Obvious Page afterwards, the £197 comes off.
What if you find nothing wrong?
Then I say so, you get a linguist's confirmation that your page works, and I refund you.